The Bumper Book Of Stupid Metaphors

1001 stupid metaphors for all the family to enjoy!

About

Hi, I’m Paul. Right now I’m probably doing one of three things:

  • Cooking, cleaning or serving food (by day I’m a dinnerlady)
  • Plotting, scheming or running projects (by night I’m a community volunteer)
  • Pretending to be a dinosaur (I don’t think I need an excuse for this one)
This blog is really to document the second one of those points, though expect me to get sidetracked along the way.